Taylor Swift Molested Harry Styles

December 5, 2012, 5:24 am

≫ Next: Miley Cyrus Has Sex With Harry Styles

Country music star and lecherous old shrew Taylor Swift has found yet another young boy to molest in “One Direction” singer Harry Styles.

Taylor Swift (who just recently broke up with Conor Kennedy her last child boyfriend) has been seen canoodling with Harry Styles outside his high school and at the local laser tag where they go on “dates”.

Now this “spring autumn” couple appears to have taken their relationship to the next level, as last night Harry told his mother he was sleeping over at a friend’s house, but instead spent the night in Taylor Swift’s hotel room.

As you can see in the video below taken the next morning, Harry Styles appears to be walking funny, which is understandable considering Taylor Swift’s strap-on collection is reportedly quite extensive.

The post Taylor Swift Molested Harry Styles appeared first on Celeb Jihad.

↧

Miley Cyrus Has Sex With Harry Styles

January 10, 2013, 5:17 am

≫ Next: Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach

≪ Previous: Taylor Swift Molested Harry Styles

Miley Cyrus and “One Direction” singer Harry Styles share a post-coital embrace in bed in the photo above.

After breaking up with degenerate slut Taylor Swift, Harry Styles was in desperate need of some guidance and a good lay. Luckily for Harry converted Muslimina Miley Cyrus was there for him with open arms and spread legs in his time of need.

No doubt Miley spent the night introducing Harry to the glorious teachings of Islam, as well as giving him a taste of the carnal pleasures that come with being a Muslim man.

Harry Styles will now certainly swear allegiance to the one true God Allah, and use his crappy boy band to recruit nubile women to serve in our holy Muslim harems. May Allah reign blessings down upon Miley for once again using her kind heart and moist lady parts in service to Islam.

The post Miley Cyrus Has Sex With Harry Styles appeared first on Celeb Jihad.

↧

Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach

March 11, 2013, 5:09 am

≫ Next: Celebrity Mashup Videos

≪ Previous: Miley Cyrus Has Sex With Harry Styles

“One Direction” boy bander Harry Styles shows off his new tattoo of a huge butterfly in the photo above.

Of course this is the perfect tattoo for Harry Styles, as the butterfly is both beautiful and multifaceted, but more importantly it is the only known insect that can swallow its weight in semen.

That is why butterfly tattoos are usually found around the sex organs of promiscuous infidel women. However, heathen whores are reportedly up in arms about this Harry Styles butterfly tattoo, claiming that it is “too skanky“, and that Harry has now made butterfly tattoos “trashy“.

The post Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach appeared first on Celeb Jihad.

↧

Celebrity Mashup Videos

May 3, 2013, 5:13 am

≪ Previous: Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach

Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season.

For example when I paid an Albanian merchant to “mashup some celebrities”, the videos below weren’t exactly what I had in mind. However, hopefully they can serve as a lesson on the importance of being specific when delegating a terrorist attack… especially when dealing with Albanians.

The post Celebrity Mashup Videos appeared first on Celeb Jihad.

↧